Open your facebook account. The world is waiting to hear from you. Everyone wants to know about your weekend. Everyone loves the food you cook. Oh my god! Your status updates are crazier as ever and when you talk all that philosophy, Man O Man ! You really change people lives.
The profile pic looks great but this one on your phone you haven't uploaded yet is just fabulous. The world needs to know what beauty is. I just went single again after the fight i had with her last night. Hey Girls! I am SINGLE.
Just few days back when i enlightened everyone that my relationship is too complex and you people can't understand since 'it's complicated', I had everyone showering best wishes and their Gyan Vani. I was the star and most talked about Guy ever. The blessings on Facebook really work and i had to change it to 'in relationship'.
Putting it on facebook doesn't makes it permanent. You don't become what people think you are or you have. I just came online after a short break in washroom. Some breaks just can't be avoided.
Some new notifications. She uploaded her new pics of the evening we spent last night. But guess, it was her evening alone with a photographer you don't have to think of. 42 comments in just 3 minutes. Was the world waiting for her pics or something. I couldn't resist the temptation of clicking the 'like' button. She was offline to chat and she needs to know that I am here too.
Her all the Xes commented on her pics and i noticed they are still in her friend list. Why on earth a girl needs to keep her X and Y and Z in the same list which has her Present. I pinged her...
lots of fan following han :)
ofcourse...after you shot them with your love honeybunny :)
Yeah :)
<nothing for next 3 minutes>
BTW I just noticed him. He is still in contact with you?
who?
Don't act as if you don't know who am i talking about?
oh really..so i am acting?
<thinking what to type now>
Didn't mean that Babe. Just found it weird :)
ok
Hey Shona...please don't mind. I just wanted to know. Can't I?
Spare me with your narrow mentality please.
<ego got hurt now>
Narrow mentality? What the crap..you have your Ex and why only Ex, your Y and Z and whole alphabets in your list what the hell am I doing here then?
ok
<chat offline>
u there?
now don't give me that nasty attitude of yours. <blah blah blah continues>
<dialogue box pops up>
"There seems to be some kind of error in your last action. Please refresh the page"
<now looking for her. She is no where..not in the friend list, not in the past messages. Her comments are gone. Congratulations! You have been BLOCKED >
It's unbearable and insulting. She didn't even paid a penny over the movie and dinner last night. Its time to update status now. The world needs to know that their is No Love but hallucination.
The profile pic looks great but this one on your phone you haven't uploaded yet is just fabulous. The world needs to know what beauty is. I just went single again after the fight i had with her last night. Hey Girls! I am SINGLE.
Just few days back when i enlightened everyone that my relationship is too complex and you people can't understand since 'it's complicated', I had everyone showering best wishes and their Gyan Vani. I was the star and most talked about Guy ever. The blessings on Facebook really work and i had to change it to 'in relationship'.
Putting it on facebook doesn't makes it permanent. You don't become what people think you are or you have. I just came online after a short break in washroom. Some breaks just can't be avoided.
Some new notifications. She uploaded her new pics of the evening we spent last night. But guess, it was her evening alone with a photographer you don't have to think of. 42 comments in just 3 minutes. Was the world waiting for her pics or something. I couldn't resist the temptation of clicking the 'like' button. She was offline to chat and she needs to know that I am here too.
Her all the Xes commented on her pics and i noticed they are still in her friend list. Why on earth a girl needs to keep her X and Y and Z in the same list which has her Present. I pinged her...
lots of fan following han :)
ofcourse...after you shot them with your love honeybunny :)
Yeah :)
<nothing for next 3 minutes>
BTW I just noticed him. He is still in contact with you?
who?
Don't act as if you don't know who am i talking about?
oh really..so i am acting?
<thinking what to type now>
Didn't mean that Babe. Just found it weird :)
ok
Hey Shona...please don't mind. I just wanted to know. Can't I?
Spare me with your narrow mentality please.
<ego got hurt now>
Narrow mentality? What the crap..you have your Ex and why only Ex, your Y and Z and whole alphabets in your list what the hell am I doing here then?
ok
<chat offline>
u there?
now don't give me that nasty attitude of yours. <blah blah blah continues>
<dialogue box pops up>
"There seems to be some kind of error in your last action. Please refresh the page"
<now looking for her. She is no where..not in the friend list, not in the past messages. Her comments are gone. Congratulations! You have been BLOCKED >
It's unbearable and insulting. She didn't even paid a penny over the movie and dinner last night. Its time to update status now. The world needs to know that their is No Love but hallucination.
