A congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said,'Let's talk'.
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman.
'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.
'OK,' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics.
But let me ask you a question first.
A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cowturns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
'Why do you suppose that is?'
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit!’
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