Husband and Wife..A humorous conversation

*Wife to Husband:*

"Come Help Me in Garden.."

*Husband:*

"Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??" :O

*Wife:*

"Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"

*Husband:*

What do U Think I am? A Plumber??" :O

*Wife:*

"Come fix the Door Handle.."

*Husband:*

What do U Think I am? A Carpenter?? :O

[The Husband Went Out but When He came Back,

He Saw that Everything was Fixed..!

The Garden, Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle..!]

He Asked his Wife Who did It??

*The Wife Said:*

"Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father,

But He gave Me two Options...

Either to Make Him a Burger;

Or have A Kiss With Him..!"

*Husband:*

I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..! :))

*Wife:*

*"What do U Think I am?*

*'Mc'Donalds' ???!!! *